Joe
06-11-2004, 08:20 AM
WARNING: Do NOT have a mouthful of soda, milk, coffee or ANY beverage when you read this... I already replaced MY keyboard this morning :)
How To Bathe The Cat
1. Clean toilet thoroughly.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet and close both lids, standing
on top so cat cannot escape.
5. Cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds (ignore ruckus from
inside toilet - cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 Or 4 Times. This provides an effective power rinse.
Do not be concerned - cat is too large to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open the outside door then stand as far back from
toilet as possible and quickly lift the lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and straight outdoors where
he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.
Sincerely,
The Dog
How To Bathe The Cat
1. Clean toilet thoroughly.
2. Lift both lids and add shampoo.
3. Find and soothe cat as you carry him to bathroom.
4. In one swift move, place cat in toilet and close both lids, standing
on top so cat cannot escape.
5. Cat will self-agitate, producing ample suds (ignore ruckus from
inside toilet - cat is enjoying this).
6. Flush toilet 3 Or 4 Times. This provides an effective power rinse.
Do not be concerned - cat is too large to go anywhere.
7. Have someone open the outside door then stand as far back from
toilet as possible and quickly lift the lids.
8. Clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and straight outdoors where
he will air dry. Cat will return when hungry.
Sincerely,
The Dog