Joe
02-06-2005, 01:32 PM
A man arrived at the gates of heaven. "I'm glad to be here but I'm curious as to what hell looks like" he said.
"I'll tell you what," St Peter said. "You can see hell before you enter."
He led the man to an elevator. "Ride to the very bottom, when the door opens you'll see hell, but don't get out of the elevator."
An hour later, the doors opened on a frozen wasteland. Peering through the blizzard the man saw huge mountains of ice. Shivering, he pushed the button for heaven.
"I thought hell would be fire and brimstone" he said to St. Peter, "but all I saw was snow and ice. Is it always like that?"
"Snow and ice huh?" St Peter said. "I guess the Eagles finally won the super bowl"
"I'll tell you what," St Peter said. "You can see hell before you enter."
He led the man to an elevator. "Ride to the very bottom, when the door opens you'll see hell, but don't get out of the elevator."
An hour later, the doors opened on a frozen wasteland. Peering through the blizzard the man saw huge mountains of ice. Shivering, he pushed the button for heaven.
"I thought hell would be fire and brimstone" he said to St. Peter, "but all I saw was snow and ice. Is it always like that?"
"Snow and ice huh?" St Peter said. "I guess the Eagles finally won the super bowl"